After the events of KFC Wars, peace had been restored to Ohio. But 9776.765 kilometres away, in the Sahara Desert, Joe Biden was lying unconscious in a massive president sized crater. Everything was still… until some random Egyptian started playing Right Foot Creep.
Joe Biden ascended, became conscious and fell again into the sand. But this time he got up and started hitting the griddy. He was so good at it that the Egyptian said some goofy ahh curse. Joe fell, unconscious, and the Egyptian kidnapped him and took him to their village.
When he came to, Joe was lying down on a very hard bed. Sitting up, he (finally) realized that he was not in Ohio. He started letting off a very atomic scream that destroyed the village around him. It got so loud that the whole of Egypt exploded.
It got even louder, and the sound waves turned red. They traveled around the globe, eventually landing in Ohio. That was why that day in Ohio, the state turned red. One particular person noticed this, as the rest of the Ohioans were busy rizzing up each other. Obama, who owned OFC (Obama Frid Chikn), noticed that day that the chicken nuggets were red. He ran outside, and saw that everything was red.
He called Canada’s military, and they said that they were fine. So he determined that it was because of an ultra loud atomic c1000000000000 (on the piano) pitch scream. Only one person could do that. Joe Biden.
As he was a master at math, Obama calculated that the sound waves had to be coming from Egypt (don’t ask me how he knew). The millisecond after he had this deduction, he got a red alert from Lybia, saying that Egypt had exploded.
Back in Egypt (or rather, what remained of it, which was nothing), Joe was meditating. Yes, meditating. You see, letting off the atomic scream, which was a special ability of his, cost him energy, and now he was recharging. He was interrupted by the sound of fighter jets, tanks, and the army advancing at him. Having no option, he now hit a clip after chopping down 5 trees.
The army had no idea what to do. They were now questioning reality. Were they in a video game. The answer was yes. Every event that had happened in KFC Wars and now was all in a video game. The 3 most famous presidents of the U.S.A were playing as themselves (idk where Donald trump went), and Joe Biden ended up winning.
What a twist!!!!
Rafaz Anwar 