One delightfully rainy day in Ohio, Joe Biden, Donald Trump and Obama met up at KFC. There, they don’t notice Rick Astley at a booth, sitting with Dwayne The Rock Jhonson and Jonsinah. Obama accidentally eats a flammable on-fire chicken nugget, and his tongue burns out of his mouth. Obama declares war on KFC, and The Rock, who loved KFC, kayoed Obama.
Donald Trump, being the chicken he is, called in the FBI. Next thing everybody saw was that the only KFC in Ohio was nuked. Somehow, everybody survived, but RIP KFC. HEaring this loud noise, Obama regained consciousness, took out a RPG, and shot. Unfortunately, Obama’s aim was so bad he couldn’t shoot an airplane a meter in front of him. The result was that a random kid got headshotted. 5 seconds later, Rick realized that the kid was his son, and his son thought that Rick died when he went to get the milk.
Rick got emotional damage and started rickrolling the whole of KFC, which was so op that the fbi instantly died. But, Obama pulled the UNO reverse card and reversed the rickroll, destroying Rick astley. Unfortunately, bringing the dead back was one thing that the reverse card couldn’t do. So, ya, fbi got shut down and a lot of taxes were paid. But that was after this happened. J
onsinah, who during the whole hour and nine minutes, didn’t do anything, now Kayoed Obama boi and Yeeted Joe biden out the window. Joe landed in the Sahara desert, but that’s another story. Anyways, Donald Trump, being the chicken he was, ran out the door and was never to be seen again. Obama, well, he started OFC(Obama Fried Chikn) and he made chicken nuggets out of pork.
It has been 5 years since the great war of KFC. It has become a viral meme, and generations to come shall know the name. But that is a different story. The Rock now has a military consisting of 68 people, not including himself. He declares war on OFC, and the end story? OFC got nuked. So basically, take all the KFC’s in this story and change them to OFC, and you get the story of the rise and death of OFC.
Rafaz Anwar 