After the events of KFC Wars, the Rock had an army of, well, him! You see, at this period of time, people had figured out how to clone each other, and since he was rich, the Rock did exactly that.
He now was more powerful than the entire U.S military, and he overthrew it. So now he WAS the military. And he also was the one that rescued Biden from the Sahara. He couldn’t watch a president die!
Everyone loved the new military, and it was really famous. In a couple of days after its creation, the Army of Rocks (AoR) was internationally famous. That was until they were took down. Or at least, that’s what people thought.
You see, the former army had gotten really mad and nuked the military base, and everything was vaporized instantly. But there was a secret nuclear bunker underneath the building that the AoR had built, and they had been protected by it.
One day, there was a war, and every single army member had died. There was no hope… until the AoR dropped from a plane and defeated the enemy in about 3.14159265359 seconds flat.
So they were heroes and there was no more U.S military.
THE END 👍