How to Destroy Your PC

Have you ever got so mad that you wanted to destroy your $5000 PC? Well, you’re in luck. In this article that I have to submit for school, you will learn how to waste your parent’s money.

1. TNT Spam: Picture this; you’re playing minecraft, and you have found diamonds. Then you get absolutely destroyed by a zombie. I think you know how that feels. So, the question is, would you destroy your PC  because of that? I think that most sensible people wouldn’t do that, but if your IQ is like, say 21, then I think that you should pass this. If it is 21, then congratulations! Here is what to do to destroy your PC. First, obtain TNT, but obviously you will be in creative mode. Take as many stacks of those explosives as you can, and if you find a village, good job! Now, cover the village in TNT, and say these magic words: “By the great minecraft, I sacrifice this PC that I totally didn’t become broke for.” There’s another crazier way, though. Place a command block, and type in this command: /fill x1 y1 z1 x2 y2 z2 TNT replace grass. You can do any block you want other than grass if you want. 
2. The Hammer: Warning! To do this, you must NOT wear safety equipment. To begin, dear victim, we must say these words: “By the great PC spirits, I shall sacrifice this PC that I stole from Best Buy. Please injure me in this process.” Now, take a hammer, and summon all your strength, and let all anger loose! Yeah, that’ll bring your parents running up.
3. The Floor: By far, this is the most simplest way to destroy your PC, but the MOST inefficient. It will cause so much noise that even the fish (if you have one) will hide. Not to mention, there is a high chance that the floor will get dented, so there goes your allowance!
4. The Water Bucket: What do cats and PCs have in common? They’re both chickens to water! No, I’m not joking. PCs will be destroyed if they get any contact with water. It’s like in Elemental, when Ember’s parents didn’t like that Ember had a relationship with Wade, just because he was a water type. Elementalist, right? Anyways, go to the sink, take the biggest bucket that you can find, and fill it up with water. Next, go outside with your PC, touch some grass, and dump all of it onto the PC!
5. Arson: You know how explosions happen, right?  Well, that is exactly what you are going to do! Assuming that you manage to drive a car or steal one, go to a gas station with your PC, and make sure you have a lighter with you. Now, the next step is fairly simple for regular people, but for you it might take a little bit of brainwork. No offense by the way. But back to the point, spend some more of your parents money, and fill or cover your PC in gasoline. Be excited and ready to die! Light the lighter, and make sure you are at least 0 cm away. And now the lighter should be burning, and so put your PC on fire. Most likely you will die because the PC will go boom.

My young pupil, you have done well. Now waste your parent’s money!!